Q & A with Chef / Author David McMillan
Q. Your new book, The Art of Living According to Joe Beef, has been described as “not your ordinary cookbook.” So, what can we expect?
A. It’s a masculine kind of guide to food, with over 135 different recipes. But it’s also like our guide to drinking wine, our guide to building a garden, we talk about train travel and oysters.
We talk about the last 20 years of our lives, working in Montreal and we summed up, in one book, the lifestyle that we somewhat lead.
Q. So it’s like your life story?
A. It is very personal. A few people have said to us ‘are you sure about that, it seems really personal to you?’ I don’t know, we’re not writers, we just wrote what we thought. I have opinions about wine and drinks and stuff like that.
Martinis
There are two martinis... there is gin and there is vodka. There is no green apple or chocolate or all that shit. Guys should never be caught dead drinking cranberry fucking juice. Unless you’re fucking sick, you don’t order cranberry vodka at a bar, in my book!
Wine
Not all wine is good. Paying $68 for a bottle of wine from Oregon, that some pretty boy’s daddy bought him a winery 10 years ago and now he’s charging $68. For $68, I can drink wine that’s been fathers’ and sons’ wineries in Burgundy. I can drink wine from the same plot that was designated 1500 years ago, for the same amount of money.
The Classics
Levi’s are the coolest jeans. There are other jeans, but the jeans you bought last year may not be so cool this year. Levi’s are Levi’s and you’re always going to have Levi’s, Converse, Vans, your favorite t-shirt, shit like that.
You can’t go wrong with Chablis. It’s always going to look good, it’s always going to be delicious, it always has been.
Nose-To-Tail Cooking
Everybody is cooking nose-to-tail eating. But you know what? I fucking hate eating cheeks and jowls and stews. We use the whole animal too, we’ve been doing it for 20 years, but I’m not going to get a tattoo of a pig on my forearm.
Foie Gras
People only eat foie gras in Quebec at Christmas. They don’t have it on the menu twelve months a year, it doesn’t make any sense. What we do in Canada is raise foie gras. We make it and we sell it to the US, because in July a hundred restaurants in Las Vegas and Los Angeles will be serving foie gras. Eating foie gras in July? That is ridiculous!
Traveling Chefs
We’re doing all the media for the book now. They want you to go to San Francisco; they want you to to cook in L.A.; they want you to do a dinner in Philadelphia. Dude, does anyone want me to stay in my restaurant? Why do all chefs, the second they get a little bit of fame, turn into guys in jets. You see more chefs in airports, than in their restaurants.
Didn’t we all go into this because we wanted to be close to the guys that make honey? To the farmers and fishermen? And isn’t it all our dreams to have a garden in the back of our restaurant?